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  1. 05-11-2010, 12:17 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by boondoggle View Post
    So how do you think it will take Mrs Tater to kick yo ass to the curb when she finds out Gert has risen from the dead?
    I think I'll go ahead and keep a bag packed just in case, but to answer your question...I believe the correct term is "skinny minute"...

    Seriously Gert, take it easy and go back to laying low on the couch. Your heart ain't like your balls, ya only got one...
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    go Gert
    Bone....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tater View Post
    Your heart ain't like your balls, ya only got one...
    Signature worthy right there!
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    Your heart ain't like your balls, ya only got one...
    All you need is a body built for discipline and a mind that can justify so much apparent self-abuse.
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    get em, gert.

    i got hogs if you want an easy trip. hook up with me....
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.
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    Atta boy TNT.
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    DAMN!!!! The minute my wife sees this I am phucked

    Tater I got my suitcase in the truck already, you want me to swing by and pick you up on my way to Vegas. Seems about the only place they might not know who Gert is yet.
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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trail'nTree View Post


    It also looks like ol Gert has been doing crossfit with Glennda cause he has sure bulked up since last time I saw him.

    I bet there will be a poster size of this picture in my house when I get home.
    Amendment II A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck the Duck Slayer View Post
    I bet there will be a poster size of this picture in my house when I get home.
    HAHAHAHAHAHA.....That would be hilarious!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    get em, gert.

    i got hogs if you want an easy trip. hook up with me....
    Let him show lil rp how it is really done.
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    Git some Gert!
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    Watch your mouth woman!!!

    Course I bet you got a lifesize cut out of ol Tradster dont you!!! Something to keep you company when he isnt around.
    Amendment II A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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    Bwahahahhahahahhahaha..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck the Duck Slayer View Post
    Watch your mouth woman!!!

    Course I bet you got a lifesize cut out of ol Tradster dont you!!! Something to keep you company when he isnt around.
    A LIFESIZE cut out of ol Tradster fits in my purse so I can take it along when I travel.....
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    for some reason when the doctor said you could do a few things........i somehow doubt gator wrestling was on his mind. if you are not 100%, i hate to think about what you might do when you are. you ever played horseshoes with the horse still attached?

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    if you can meet with triumph and disaster and treat those two imposters just the same.....
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    DO WORK SON!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaltwaterGirl View Post
    A LIFESIZE cut out of ol Tradster fits in my purse so I can take it along when I travel.....
    Does it come with batteries?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBiz View Post
    Does it come with batteries?
    generator - energizer don't make anything that can run that slow for that long....
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    Your heart ain't like your balls, ya only got one...
    All you need is a body built for discipline and a mind that can justify so much apparent self-abuse.
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    That's gettin' it done right there! Good job!
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    Quote Originally Posted by duckduckdog View Post
    generator - energizer don't make anything that can run that slow for that long....
    Shit on batteries.

    If you could just find a way to hook up Trad's mouf to an electrical grid, it would generate enough amperage to power up a small town, and be more than enough for saltwaterheathen's little pocket rocket.
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    DAMN!!!
    Amendment II A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?
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