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    Default I told a lie today.

    I told a lie today.

    Actually, I told a lot of lies today. I began sowing the seeds of dishonesty long before daylight when I scattered two-dozen fibs of cork, pine and polystyrene. By daylight these lies clung to threads of honesty in fifteen feet of swift, navigable public waters. I covered myself with even more lies; both trademarked and hand painted. I even hid behind lies woven from strands of palmetto truths.

    At 8:30 I see an old acquaintance. He’s usually aloof, when he is with a lady friend, but today he’s alone and has the wandering eye. The glance over his shoulder tells me that he’s interested in companionship even if the whole thing is a charade.

    I continued the ruse by telling cocobolo lies about quality of faux company. He likes what he hears and quivers as he sets his wings into the wind and circles. I give him some quacked and grunted landing instructions; the only real truths I told all morning. He understood and glided to his death in the open gap between the cans and the mallards.

    As I paddle out to retreive my meal, I think about my brethren that rely only truths to kill ducks; truths about shallow, quiet loafing in a golden corral - truths about lively companionship and the protection of armed patrols.

    I’m glad they have their ways. I’m glad I have mine.

    Ephesians 2 : 8-9



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    Dammit man, I was hoping to see that photo...

    Great stuff.
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    Just Damn.

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    Oh my goodness!


    Now let’s see how many folks say its one thing when it’s really not.
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    nice
    They say the only time a fishermen tells the truth is when he tells you another fisherman is a liar.

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    Rubber, that is quite possibly one of the finest explanation of why I duck hunt. I have always said it is about death and deception.

    Congratulations on the kill, more importantly...thanks for the story.
    "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton

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    classic
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    Honestly I don't remember why I don't like you but I do remember that I don't like you.

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    Keep writtin!!!

    Got me duckin down!

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    Right on!

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    Black Death.
    "Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.
    I am haunted by waters" Norman Maclean.

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    Great story and a beautiful duck!

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    Love the story.......makes the picture even better.
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    great bird
    Doin' what I do best! STRAIGHT KILLIN'

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    Excellent and that is one spectacular bird, beautiful.

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    Just cool! Nice bird and story
    "Some people ask why men go hunting. They must be the kind of people who seldom get far from the highway." - Gordon MacQuarrie

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    Nice glove.

    Very cool intro.

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    Thanks.

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    Nice glove.

    The glove is in honor of Michael Jackson and Squatty420.
    Ephesians 2 : 8-9



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    I don't think many of these guys will get that b/c they haven't seen that picture
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    Nice Killin' right there!! The story was top notch also.

    That glove looks like the one that OJ Simpson tried to get his hand in!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by squatty420 View Post
    I don't think many of these guys will get that b/c they haven't seen that picture
    I was trolling, hoping someone would ask...

    Ephesians 2 : 8-9



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    You've got one life. Blaze on!

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