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    Did you limit out this weekend?? We had a BLAST, and managed to kill a few.
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    I was too damn drunk to hunt- Jose Cuervo got his limit and so did Jack Daniels-- I forgot to take any ammo- so I just sat back and DRANKKKKKKKKKKKK--altogether I think them other boys scratched out a total of 87 ducks-- and 7 coots-- damn them things aint nothing but FEET- but thats good if you like to eat the legs.
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    Glad to hear your buds got on em.

    Our Consevation permits don't last much longer, so I am going this afternoon. I saw a big group of ducks at the fork in the rivers(where the Edisto and the Congaree River meet). This big moon has them moving. Gotta run so I can get my stuff together!!
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    good to hear your guys had good luck. we limitied out plus some this morning. shot about 50 tamies with 2 guns out of the reflection pond in front of the library. got to shoot about 75 squirrels too. man it was good shootin' until the campus police showed up. took our guns and everything. you guys think they'll give em back?
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    damn it cusportsman!!!! I tried telling you that we needed to go when Mr. Barker came out of the library with that damn loud speaker hollaring at us. Now thanks to you and your "hold on a sec, I got shoot a few more" I'm gearless. I might as well be lost and naked!!!
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    ive got the know how onthe reflection pond. you gotta get in there about 2:30 in the AM and just spot light em and then punt gun em. sometimes over the holidays you can shoot em in the daylight. put out about 2 doz crows and 4 loafs of bread and youre golden. i killed a few ring-headed woodrows and canvas-bellied whistling geese in there. trust me man, those arent tamies...all of them had bands that said "banded by D. Wilecki" [img]graemlins/headbanger.gif[/img]
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    You fuckers need to buy a xbox and the duck hunt game--- save your money for beer and XXX college flicks-- yall got any good looking herefords this semester? Lickum Stickum & Dickum long fast hard and often.
    Yall still got your internship going over at Dewey Screwum & Howe Attorney Office?
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    D. Wilecki? Should I know him?
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    what's the matter turd head, you mad we got such a prime honey hole that is only a short walk away? you come up here and we'll show ya what duck huntin' is all about. just make sure you have your runnin' shoes on cuz when the boys in blue show up, it's time to split. more like the guys in gray cuz the campus police don't wear blue. if you can dish out shit, who's to say we can't dish it out with ya? p.s playstation is MUCH better than xbox
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    Originally posted by Turd Ferguson Jr.:
    yall got any good looking herefords this semester?
    no herefords, just angus and such. we got a new brown swiss or two on the dairy though
    Man and other animals were first vegetarians; then Noah and his sons were given permission to eat meat: “every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you” Genesis 9:3

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    A quote to be remembered by buckshot1224

    D. Wilecki? Should I know him?
    LMMFAO [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] Holy shit son- was that a serious question?

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    Trad look a lil harder at the thread about special hunting permits-- you will get a good laugh

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    No you dip shit that isn't a serious question. Go to the other forum that Turd was talking about if you want to laugh.
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    Gee Buck- you sound a lil harsh!!

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    Damn BuckShot--- first your buddy TigerTownRedneck shows me the love by labeling me a "dumb fuck" and now you've decided i am a "dip shit".... thanks for the love and support.

    By the way you Dumb Fuck- had you not had your head Dipped in Shit you might have noticed that i already commented on the other thread.

    The difference between you and our Illustrous Potentate is that you started out OPENLY STUPID on the first "Conservation Permit" Thread and the caught the joke and acted like you knew all along (tip for you Rocket Science- he who laughs last didn't get the joke)...

    On the other hand- The Grand Poobah for the Horry/Georgetown Duckin' Shuckin Gathering READILY ADMITTED he fell for the joke and laughed at himself...

    So Stud- keep swinging for the fences.

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    DAMN!!!!!! You can't take a little shitting around very good. I'm not being harsh you just seem to be looking for a fight. So go and get a little more flustered and see what other kind of ammo you can come up with while I sit back and laugh at how easily you can get pissed off. I have no hard feelings but you seem to be looking for some.
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    No hard feelings at all- i just jab back when poked at-- and call it like i see it...

    you started on the first thread with utter ignorance, then you kicked in with the name calling, then you laugh long and hard at the guy who made the same mistake as you, and go BACK to name calling....

    now tell me who's got no sense of humor?? I have a blast laughing at me as do most women i have ever gone out with and a handful of folks on this site...

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    Now that ewe 2 fellers is seein eye to eye let bygones be bygones and both of ya get to kissin this ass o' mine! Aint no used to fuss-- I feel like bo an dluke Dukes uncle Jesse right now-- Somebody go tell Daisy to wash my snakebite
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    Originally posted by buckshot1224:
    DAMN!!!!!! You can't take a little shitting around very good. I'm not being harsh you just seem to be looking for a fight. So go and get a little more flustered and see what other kind of ammo you can come up with while I sit back and laugh at how easily you can get pissed off. I have no hard feelings but you seem to be looking for some.
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    "pro tip" now that is tooooooooooooooo fucking funny RnR.... tooooooooooooo funny [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

    i thought he was well within his rights to label me a dumb fuck and dip shit hell, LOTS of folks do that.... and accuse me of sexual relations with my mother and a host of other personal issues.

    Suh, you may rest most assuredly that i's don'ts holds a grudge.

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