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Thread: Best Dick Weight

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    Default Best Dick Weight

    Well I read on the internet so it must be true that lifting weights with your dick will strengthen the muscles and give you increased girth and length. Well I need both am ready to get a weight but just not sure what I should get. Start with what 150lbs or so? Crude methods I have seen just use a string but has anyone tried a bungie cord or something for the connection to your pecker?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mergie Master View Post
    I played my butt horn on a wooden pew once. No one seemed to appreciate it, especially my mom who took me outside and put the fear of God in me. To this day I still look over my shoulder to see if she's around before I fart.

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    Jacobs Ladder with at least 15#, per wrung, to start.

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    Just pull on it. It'll grow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mars Bluff View Post
    Just pull on it. It'll grow.
    No it won't, or I'd look like John Holmes.
    "Only accurate rifles are interesting " - Col. Townsend Whelen

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    Just rap a blow dryer cord around it.
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