> > >Message APARTMENT FOR RENT
> > >
> > >A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night
with
> > >her
> > >for $500.
> > >So they do. Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have
any
> > >cash
> > >with him, but he will have his secretary write a check and mail it
to
> > >her,
> > >calling the payment
> > > 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.
> > >
> > >
> > >On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing
that
> > >the
> > >whole event was not worth the price.
> > >So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the
> > >following
> > >typed note:
> > >
> > >Dear Madam:
> > >
> > >Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of
your
> > >apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
> > >rented
> > >the apartment, I was under the impression that;
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >1) it had never been occupied
> > >
> > >2) that there was plenty of heat
> > >
> > >3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that
there
> > >wasn't
> > >any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
> > >
> > >Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check
for
> > >$250
> > >with the following note:
> > >
> > >Dear Sir,
> > >First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful
apartment
> > >to
> > >remain unoccupied indefinitely.
> > >As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it
on.
> > >Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but
if
> > >you
> > >don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the
> > >landlady.
> > >Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact
> > >your present landlady.
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