STOP! ballpeenHAMMER TIME
STOP! ballpeenHAMMER TIME
Man y'all are fuct up! Every damn one of you pussy as tree hugging vaginas. Which bathroom do you use?
Just like my ex-summer intern who is currently unemployed. Senior in college that cant hang with a 40 year old smoker in the briar patch. Kids these days are soft as shit.
I'm going to go punch my 7 and 10 year old right fucking now and have them get the hammers. We going puppy hunting tonight!
New redneck bandwagon playbook: every other sentence has to contain a reference to either transgender bathrooms or getting participation trophies.
Last edited by everlast; 05-26-2016 at 08:19 PM.
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”
-Samuel Adams
Haha fro. Whoever kills more puppies can be called Thor.
“If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.”
-Samuel Adams
I miss the good ol' days when you could just put a litter of puppies under a sheet of plywood and drive your truck over it.
Last edited by BowfinClassic; 05-26-2016 at 08:13 PM.
Mergie and his family could start a hardware store with all the hammers they wore out on people and critters over the years.
"My resume is the trail of destruction behind me. " Bucky Katt
"The property where Largay's body was recovered is part of a US Navy's survival skills training facility.
The Navy uses the area for its Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape programme and as such it is remote and not easily accessible."
Maybe she was playing Hide and Seek and was a little too good at it?
On another note, I hear there's a pretty good deal on Craig's list for a slightly used backpacking tent and sleeping bag if anyone is interested.
Last edited by scatter shot; 05-27-2016 at 09:52 AM.
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