A coon must have a pine cone for a dick cuz the ol she coon makes a helluva racket whist they gettin' it on.
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A coon must have a pine cone for a dick cuz the ol she coon makes a helluva racket whist they gettin' it on.
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Prolly more like :Originally Posted by Tater
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You never get that sleep back, but bombs that leaked, projectile vomiting. I could start in on the boy now and never catch em. Helluva prank sir, I may use it at work. Strong work.
You can grow up to be just like me....
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You otta do the same thing at work with your employees there. That there would be just as funny.
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Ur muh gur.
I'm gonna put it in a cage with a caution card on it and a towel over it.
Stay tuned for tomorrow will be epic.
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You welcome.
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Please get a video of this!
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I have one of those JBL Bluetooth speakers. It's the tits and loud as all get out. This is new level of use for the speaker though. Good work.
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Years ago, when fart machines were new and novel, I showed up at a trial in a "county that will go un-named". One my associates had taped a fart machine under the chair that he KNEW the Sheriff would be sitting in while we waited to testify. Some non-law enforcement witnesses were also in the room.
Sure, enough, the Sheriff came in and sat. Over the next hour, from time to time, the button would be pressed and the machine would let one under the Sheriff's chair. He wouldn't react... he knew he was being had, but played along.
Then the coroner came in... all business like. Stooped to speak to the sheriff, and the button was pushed. A long rip. The coroner looked at the Sheriff like he'd crawled out from under a rock and hurried on his way. The Sheriff just looked at us all and said "you're all ruint.." We finally fell out. That was 15 years ago at least and I remember it like it was yesterday.
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Delta in a nutshell: Breeding grounds + small wetlands + big blocks of grass cover + predator removal + nesting structures + enough money to do the job= plenty of ducks to keep everyone smiling!
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What a hoot!
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Missing you my great friend.
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Best kid quote ever..."this is a dude's house and we do dude things....except when grandma is here".......Karma Jax, Karma......
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Fuck Purdue
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Brother did that one night with a predator call at the hunting club. Waited until it was good and dark and all the kids were in bed. Set it off on a cougar screaming.
One of the little turds said "That's somebody trying to scare us with a tape recorder. Let's find it and throw it in the river."
So much for that idea.
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Come on man tell us there was epic win in the office today?
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he must have wussed out.
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