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    Things You Can Only Say At Christmas or Thanksgiving

    • I prefer breasts to legs.
    • Should I stick in it now or wait a few more minutes.
    • Tying the legs together keeps it moist inside.
    • Rub a lot of it on the breasts.
    • If I don't under my pants I'll burst out of them.
    • I've never seen a better spread.
    • Are you ready for seconds yet?
    • It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    • Just wait your turn you'll get some.
    • Don't play with your meat.
    • Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
    • Do you think you can handle all these people at once.
    • I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time.
    • I think I'll try a little dark meat tonight.
    • You still have a drop on your chin.
    • How long will it take after you stick it in.
    • You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    • That's the biggest one I ever had but I can handle it.
    • I've been gobbling nuts all day.
    • Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that!
    • I've had it twice today and I still want it again.
    • How did you get the whole thing in your mouth?
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    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    I think I'll try a little dark meat tonight .... Priceless.

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