LOL... you oughta write a book. Great story!
LOL... you oughta write a book. Great story!
.
Foothills Golden Retriever Rescue
.
"Keep your powder dry, Boys!" ~ George Washington
"If I understood everything I said I'd be a genius." ~ 'Unknown'
Today's transgression:
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
He ain't scared of you.
And to think my wife wanted one of these hairy lil boogers. I'll be sure to show her these pictures and let her read your story.
Wife took the picture. I think she photoshopped the demon eyes in, and staged the mess out of spite.
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
right there with ya
funny story. funny bc it was you and not me.
"Check your premise." Dr. Hugh Akston
So true!
BB, your story and picture reminded me of a very sweet, but 'PSYCHO' BLF I had years ago. She just didn't have her wires connected correctly and caused all sorts of mayhem. One time she manuevered her steel slant front cage over next to a bean bag chair and proceeded to tear that chair apart through the bars. I came home to a room full of little white foam balls stuck to anything and everything. The funniest part was that she pooped white foam balls for almost a week....
Good luck!
.
Foothills Golden Retriever Rescue
.
"Keep your powder dry, Boys!" ~ George Washington
"If I understood everything I said I'd be a genius." ~ 'Unknown'
Is that the same dog that likes turkey nuggets??? You got your hands full.
If you give 10 people a bag of gold, someone will complain about how heavy it is!
Their shorthaired relatives ain't any different. They do make life interesting.
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
You might take out a dozen before they drag you from your home and skull fuck you to death. Marsh Chicken 6/21/2013
You need your own column in the news paper.
I blame everything on the cats. The wifey fills the water bowl everyday without fail; I just make sure the toilets are flushed.
Ya'll need your fields cleaned of cockleburrs, and beggars lice?
$75/hour and he will flat get it done:
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
He doesn't seem too concerned.
Sea Ark 1542 w/ Yamaha 40
Xpress 16 w/ 50 Hammer
War Eagle 15 w/ 30 Hammer
--------------------------------------------------
"Sometimes you gotta grab the bull by the horns and the women by the tits and take charge in your life" - General Patton
"I'm very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening's over."
- Rhett Butler
Sitting in my office, I let the dog out to squeeze his guts before I turn in.
I hear an awful racket, and go to investigate.
For all the aggravation he causes me, I have to say that at this moment, I love my dog.
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
Is it dead or playing dead?
I saw my families golden walk around with one in its mouth for 20 minutes when I was younger. When she got bored and put it down, that thing got up and walked away like nothing happened.
It is dead.
Growling, snarling, and shaking it like a rag doll.
I got a little misty...
"Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton
Bookmarks