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    Default Watermelons

    My wife tried a new variety called Ice Box watermelons. She wanted a smaller variety.
    I think she succeeded.

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    Those are figs not watermelons.
    "Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration" -Izaak Walton

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    Those would have made good ammo during the wrist rocket wars of the '70's...

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    I wouldn't eat that........A REAL watermelon is big and red on the inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JABIII View Post
    Those would have made good ammo during the wrist rocket wars of the '70's...
    We had a crabapple tree..

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    I know folks eat melon different ways. Some use salt. Some prefer the sweetness with no salt. I saw a video yesterday where a guy was putting lime or lemon juice (I can't remember) on his watermelon and swore to the taste. I've eaten it every way possible... to include soaked in a cooler full of PJ. I like watermelon as it comes off the vine, but that lemon/lime juice has me intrigued.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JABIII View Post
    Those would have made good ammo during the wrist rocket wars of the '70's...
    Green gum balls right off the tree. The ones one the ground never flew right. The sound of them hitting flesh from a modified rocket with inner tube bands was very satisfying. Dried out ones never flew straight. Many an across the neighborhood rival gang kid quit and went home with a booger barn full of snot and watery eyes. If Daniel had mine and a rock, Goliath wouldn’t have ever stepped on the battlefield.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Luvin' Labs View Post
    I know folks eat melon different ways. Some use salt. Some prefer the sweetness with no salt. I saw a video yesterday where a guy was putting lime or lemon juice (I can't remember) on his watermelon and swore to the taste. I've eaten it every way possible... to include soaked in a cooler full of PJ. I like watermelon as it comes off the vine, but that lemon/lime juice has me intrigued.
    How about the weirdos putting mustard on them?
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    We had BB gun wars. Bottle rocket wars. Kill the man with the ball. Throw big chunky dirt clods from a freshly subsoiled field...
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    Green chinaberries always made good ammo for me.
    Houndsmen are born, not made

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    Quote Originally Posted by MolliesMaster View Post
    How about the weirdos putting mustard on them?
    Haven't seen/heard of that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saltydog235 View Post
    Green gum balls right off the tree. The ones one the ground never flew right. The sound of them hitting flesh from a modified rocket with inner tube bands was very satisfying. Dried out ones never flew straight. Many an across the neighborhood rival gang kid quit and went home with a booger barn full of snot and watery eyes. If Daniel had mine and a rock, Goliath wouldn’t have ever stepped on the battlefield.
    We had horse chestnuts.
    We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.

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    Magnolia buds will leave a welt if thrown hard enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrother View Post
    We had BB gun wars. Bottle rocket wars. Kill the man with the ball. Throw big chunky dirt clods from a freshly subsoiled field...
    All those too. Bottle rocket wars got shut down when a kid caught fire from an illegal Roman candle.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by huntinghagen#12 View Post
    Magnolia buds will leave a welt if thrown hard enough.
    And spiral like a football
    Tyler Simmons wasn’t offsides. 1-9-2018
    Isaiah Bond didn’t catch the ball. 12-2-2023

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    Cousins and I had a many dirt clod wars. I've hit them with plenty of rotten maters too.

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    A slingshot with green chinaberries killed many a sparrow and mockingbirds in my neighborhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrother View Post
    We had BB gun wars. Bottle rocket wars. Kill the man with the ball. Throw big chunky dirt clods from a freshly subsoiled field...
    A chuck of watermelon rine to the back will take you down.

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    A green pinecone will break up any neighborhood war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderchicken View Post
    A green pinecone will break up any neighborhood war.
    Yes it will. A friend down the street took one to the eye. The pine cone war was over after that.

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