Some zombie attempted to steal the catalytic converter off my mother's 20+ year-old Accord yesterday morning. In broad daylight. My sister caught him as she was pulling into the driveway. Dude hopped up and ran, leaving his jack and bicycle behind. Cops have already caught him, and sister identified him this morning.

I didn't grow up with a silver spoon, but we were nowhere near the hood, either. And that dude'll be home before my sister finishes work. I swear, we live in the Twilight Zone.