So Meth'd Up...
Some zombie attempted to steal the catalytic converter off my mother's 20+ year-old Accord yesterday morning. In broad daylight. My sister caught him as she was pulling into the driveway. Dude hopped up and ran, leaving his jack and bicycle behind. Cops have already caught him, and sister identified him this morning.
I didn't grow up with a silver spoon, but we were nowhere near the hood, either. And that dude'll be home before my sister finishes work. I swear, we live in the Twilight Zone.
- "My dad used to tell me that nothing good happens when you take your AR to an out of town riot. Or maybe it was that nothing good happens after 1:00 in the morning. I can't remember any more." - Wob
- "Any thought of romance went out the window when I saw the Ohio plates" - Squirrel Master
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