(AP) It has been reported by various sources that FEMA has conferred with the Univ. of SC officials concerning the rapid evacuation of thickly populated areas.
One government official remarked, "If USC officials can evacuate 80,000 people during the 3rd quarter of a football game, perhaps they can offer suggestions on the rapid evacuation of people from threatened areas during storms and other catastrophes."
An unidentified Gamecock source assured government officials their many years of experience in early evacuation procedures would serve as a perfect model for future federal and state evacuation plans and suggested the project be named "Cock and Fire" in honor of Coach Steve Spurrier's new offensive scheme.
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