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    Default Under Armour boxers

    ...are the cat's meow! For anyone still wearing cotton boxers, you don't know what you're missing. They're about $15/ea as compared to a 4 pack of Fruit of the Loom for $15 or whatever, but I'm telling you guys it's worth it! No more swamp ass for me. Been sweating my balls off all week working on jets in Charleston and I'm glad I made the switch a couple years ago.

    The UA store at Tanger has a wire rack and I highly recommend em.

    Been thinking about getting a pair of Duluth buck naked boxers but haven't gotten to it. Anyone try them yet?

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    I use a few different brands, and pick up the polyester ones when on sale.

    Kohl's has Reebok on sale every now and then.

    To hell with UA, and their inflated pricing to pay for advertising.

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    You have not worn shit till you wear tommy johns. They may be high as high as giraffe pussy but I only give my boys the best. And I mean that.

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    I've tried a few brands, but not many of them make a traditional boxer in loose fit. Most of em make that boxer jock crap. None fit as good as the UA. I'm not a big "brand name" kinda guy. But they're worth it.

    Might have to try the Tommy Johns.

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    That's all I wear. Unless I'm free flying. Ua has the best I have prob twenty and love them.
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    Tommy Johnson are more like boxer briefs but they don't constrain. It's like you have nothing on. They say the fabric moves in 7 different ways it truly does. And this may sound crazy but I ordered some and got some free socks and they are the shit to.

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    I wear UA boxerjocks every day. I'm not sure how I ever lived without them!
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    2nd on the Tommy Johns

    Also try the Patagonia boxers- they are awesome if you like a loose fit

    The Academy brand, BCG, version of UA is an excellent, cheaper substitute for many items(not all). I love he BCG workout shirts, compression shorts and running shorts


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    Use some A&D cream 1st thing in the morning will prevent swamp ass all day. You can find it in the diaper section of drug stores.

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    Choosing this type of underwear is simple. Option A. Do you wanna be a pussy ass non fish catching bitch? If you answer yes then go buy some underimafagarmor B. Do I want to be the badest, most fish catching, ass kicking, pussy getting, mother fucker alive? If you answer yes then go buy some HUK underwear and enjoy a life of success and badassdom second only to Chuck Norris himself
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    Fancy panties and $40 beer cups...

    Lord have mercy.

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    You pussies wear underwear?


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    Quote Originally Posted by FEETDOWN View Post
    You pussies wear underwear?


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    Sounds like a smart dude. I ain't had a problem since I threw all mine in the garbage.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mars Bluff View Post
    Only thing we need to be wearing in this country are ass whippings & condoms. That'll clear up half our issues.

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    Fuck Under Armour
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    Quote Originally Posted by FEETDOWN View Post
    You pussies wear underwear?


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    I said that once. Then my nuts twisted inside my sack. I have been shot multiple times and the pain from that was about a tenth of nutsack ordeal.
    Seeing these soulless vanilla ice lookin Yankees on a bassboat is worse than watching a woman get her implants taken out. It's just wrong. Get back in your Lund and go back to infisherman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffin View Post
    I said that once. Then my nuts twisted inside my sack. I have been shot multiple times and the pain from that was about a tenth of nutsack ordeal.
    Zipper is what scares me

    But since I've decided to take part in the underwear thread I'll also add that some of you guys going off on the boxer briefs may wish you had more support in your drawers when you are old and sit down to shit and your balls hit the water. No idea if it's true but an old man told me that one as well. Boxer briefs looked pretty good after that.
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    The Duluth Trading ones are better than the UA. If you join their mailing list you can catch them on sale for $14/ea.

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