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    Default 911 - "She Won't Give Me No Ass"

    Spartanburg representing!

    Man, 53, Calls 911 To Complain That His Girlfriend Will Not Have Sex With Him

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-of-ass-674920
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    Arrested for public intoxication on private property? Really? Unlawful use of 911 or however they term it should be the reason he was arrested, but not for drinking/being drunk...

    The story is funny though Merg.

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    Finally some comic relief.

    That was terrific.

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    If he thinks that it is slow now.....just wait till he marries her.
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