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    Girl Goes To Boyfriend’s Ex Girlfriend’s Funeral, Dissects Her Corpse
    http://www.unilad.co.uk/articles/gir...ts-her-corpse/



    That’s not a headline I get to write very often.

    Everybody has ex’s, and they are an ex for a reason and all that jazz. But sometimes, they can interfere or pop up unwanted. I’ve never really hated a girlfriends ex. There’s one or two that, should anything bad happen, like their car got stolen, or they woke up in the night, stood on some Lego, then as they’re hopping about in agony, they land on a plug… Then.. Y’know… That’d be great.

    However, if they died, I wouldn’t go to the funeral. And I especially wouldn’t piss about with the corpse.

    But then, I’m not Shaynna Lauren Sims.

    The woman from Oklahoma went along to her boyfriends ex-girlfriends funeral. And got weird.

    According to Oklahoma news, she cut the dead girls hair, stole her shoes, smeared her make up, and sliced her face open.

    When the deceased’s family and friends saw her with her hands in the casket, they called the police, who arrested Sims for illegal dissection of a human body after they saw that the corpse had been sliced open from the hairline to the tip of her nose.

    When police apprehended her, Sims had scissors, a boxcutter knife and bits of make up.

    She is currently held on $10,000 bail for this incident, with a further $10,000 bail for a previous charge of assault and battery. In February, she was charged with child neglect, too.

    She sounds like an absolute winner.
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    I hate to be a manners Nazi, but that was just really rude.

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    That's absolutely heinous. Who does that to a corpse!?
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    I'll bet the guy at some point loved hitting that. "she'll let me do what ever I want to her".
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrother View Post
    I'll bet the guy at some point loved hitting that. "she'll let me do what ever I want to her".
    She's got some Lorena Bobbitt in her...you just might wake up with little johnnie on the floor one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scbulldog View Post
    I hate to be a manners Nazi, but that was just really rude.
    thank you for that. Just when I was worried that the entire planet was going to hell in a handbasket...
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    That takes sickening to a whole nother level

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrother View Post
    I'll bet the guy at some point loved hitting that. "she'll let me do what ever I want to her".
    I bet she would take it up the poop shoot and then suck it clean!

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    Ought to be perfectly acceptable to execute some people on site.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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